206 5TH STREET · WEST DES MOINES

WEST DES MOINES, IOWA

THEFALSE 9SOCIAL CLUB

A little football.
A lot of character.

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The False 9’s headphone cat mural against a wall of music posters
FOOD. DRINKS.
YOUR KIND OF CLUB.
MATCHDAY SPIRITWEEKEND BRUNCHVALLEY JUNCTIONMON–FRI HAPPY HOUR

01 / PULL UP A CHAIR

COME
HUNGRY.

Birria egg rolls. British pies.
Burgers with a proper supporting cast.

Start with something for the table. Stay for another round.

See what’s cooking
Adobo BBQ wings with carrots, celery and dipping sauce, photographed by The False 9
FROM THE KITCHEN ADOBO BBQ WINGS
PASS THE WINGS

02 / SAME PLACE. DIFFERENT REASON.

THE WEEKLY
LINEUP.

Pick your day.
Bring your people.

Monday

British Pie

Trivia

$10

Tuesday

Apps

Your starter lineup

½ PRICE

Wednesday

Burgers

Music Bingo

$7

Thursday

Jacket Potatoes

A British classic

$10

Friday

Wings

Sauce. Rub. Repeat.

$8

Saturday

Brunch

Pancakes, plates & more

9–2

Sunday

Brunch + Roast

Brunch 9–2. Traditional English Roast: printed menu lists 2pm until we run out. Call to confirm roast service.

From the September menu. Ask about qualifying items and current availability. Trivia and Music Bingo times are announced on Facebook.

THE AFTERNOON PLAN

HAPPY
HOUR

MONDAY–FRIDAY
3PM–6PM

$3

Sierra Nevada Hazy Little Thing

$4

House wine / Wells / Draws / Domestics

$5

Calls / Crafts / Seltzers

$6

Mules

Ask your server which drinks qualify.

Chocolate chip pancakes with whipped topping at The False 9
CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES AT THE CLUB

SATURDAY & SUNDAY / 9AM–2PM

NOT AN
EARLY BIRD?
WE GET IT.

Talking Hash, tres leches pancakes and the House of the Rising Bun. There’s a whole other menu for your weekend.

THE BRUNCH MENU
False 9’s turquoise soccer-ball-head character surrounded by a collage of football imagery

03 / THIS IS OUR PLACE

FOOTBALL
IN ITS HEAD.
MUSIC IN
ITS BONES.

A matchday-inspired social club on 5th Street. Music posters on the walls, sport on the screens, and a menu that gives you plenty of reasons to settle in.

Meet us in Valley Junction

AROUND THE CLUB

MAKE A
NIGHT OF IT.

For this week’s announcements and matchday plans, follow the club on Facebook.

LATEST FROM THE CLUB
MON

Trivia

On the weekly menu. Check Facebook for the latest night and time.

WED

Music Bingo

Bring your music knowledge. Check the club’s latest announcement.

F9

Matchday at the club

Check Facebook for the matches being shown and any special opening times.

Inside False 9: string lights, music collage, bar seating and sport on the screens
YOUR SEAT’S THIS WAY.

ON 5TH STREET

A room with
something to say.

The music wall. The sporting wall. The red booths and the long bar. Come take a look around.

04 / COME ON IN

SEE YOU
AT THE 9.

206 5th Street
West Des Moines, IA 50265
Find us on Facebook

Opening hours

Facebook-listed hours. Closing times differ across listings; please call to confirm.

Monday
11am–9pm
Tuesday
11am–9pm
Wednesday
11am–9pm
Thursday
11am–9pm
Friday
11am–11pm
Saturday
9am–11pm
Sunday
9am–2pm

WEEKEND BRUNCH 9AM–2PM

Call for kitchen hours, Sunday roast service and special matchday openings.

False 9’s crowned-cat sign above the red 5th Street storefront